Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Official Australian release date: 22/6/23. Viewed: 26/6/23.
Director: Steven Caple Jr
Actors: Anthony Ramos, Dominique Fishback, Peter Cullen, Pete Davidson
Genre: Action / Sci-Fi
Rating: M

‘Transformers: Rise of the Beasts’ is maybe the 7^th Transformers film and a reboot (also maybe) – I gave up watching them a while ago, but making this a film version of the great 1996-99 TV show ‘Beast Wars’ made it worth a watch. While we get Maximals, there’s no Predacons – I assume they’ll be the plot for the sequel. This is set in 1994 for some reason, so we get plenty of 90s hip-hop and two new human characters – Noah (Ramos) & Elena (Fishback). They find the power-stone-thing, which is a space/time portal, which brings the Autobots and the Terrorcons (not Decepticons).

The plot is then to either destroy the power-stone-thing, or the Autobots use it to get back to Cybertron. The Maximals got sent back in time to Earth 5,000 years ago, escaping Unicron (the Galactus of Transformers). They then go to Peru to try to stop Unicron coming to Earth. As with all alien films, too much time is spent on humans, as after the 5min prologue, there’s probably 40min with mostly just Noah and Elena and giving them backstory. I know they think we relatable characters, but we’re mostly here to see robots fight!

Which does pay-off solidly in the final act. It’s good to see Optimus still voiced by Peter Cullen and Bumblebee is still there, with Mirage (the Porche) voiced by Pete Davidson. There’s also Arcee, Wheeljack, Optimus Primal, Air-razor, Rhinox and Cheetor. The main bad-guy, Unicron’s right-hand-man, is a Ultron rip-off, Scourge (Dinklage). Ending is predictable, but obviously leaves open further films. Some solid jokes and action throughout. I think if you’re a 7-14 year old kid, you’ll love this.

Overall: Lacking in many ways, but fun enough

Gav's Rating: 3 stars

The Flash

Official Australian release date: 15/6/23. Viewed: 14/6/23.
Director: Andy Muschietti
Actors: Ezra Miller, Sasha Calle, Michael Keaton, Ben Affleck
Genre: Action / Sci-Fi
Rating: M

‘The Flash’ has been a long time coming, when you consider that Miller first played the character in ‘Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice’ in 2016 and this version of the film starring Miller was announced in 2014! It’s interesting that they still try to make him the “funny one” of the Justice League team, when DC have kind of done that with the two ‘Shazam’ films already, and at it’s core, this film asks the serious question – if you could go back in time, would you save a loved one who died?

Due to the time-travel & parallel universe aspect of the film, we get to see many multiples – Barry/Flash (Miller), Batman (Keaton & Affleck) and Superman (no spoilers!). I’d say Keaton actually gets more screentime than Affleck and does really well, especially considering he’s 71 and hasn’t played Batman for over 30 years! The main plot is basically ‘Back to the Future’, which gets plenty of nods, with Batman and Kara (Calle) helping Barry to get back and overcome the changes of where he’s ended up.

Some of the “speed-force” CGI is pretty bad and the main problem the film has is trying to tie together a decade of DC films that haven’t had the same interconnectedness/planning as the Marvel films. This film uses Zod (Shannon) as the villain again, taking it back to 2013’s ‘Man of Steel’. While there’s not a crazy amount that’s new, there’s some funny/nice/good moments, but probably not enough to elevate this to something special, and it’s not quite as good as ‘Wonder Woman’ or ‘Man of Steel’.

Overall: Decent time-travel caper

Gav's Rating: 3.5 stars

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Official Australian release date: 1/6/23. Viewed: 2/6/23.
Directors: Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin Thompson
Actors: Shameik Moore, Hailee Steinfeld, Oscar Isaac, Jason Schwartzman
Genre: Action / Sci-Fi
Rating: PG

‘Across the Spider-Verse’ is the 4 and a half years later sequel to ‘Into the Spider-Verse’, with the third part of the trilogy – ‘Beyond the Spider-Verse’ – thankfully only a 9-month wait. It doesn’t pick up right where the first one finished, but starts with Gwen Stacy (Steinfeld) in her universe, before we get re-introduced to now-15-years-old Miles Morales (Moore). It’s probably not essential to have seen the first film, or any of the other ‘Spider-Man’ films, but it definitely helps – lots of little nods and references throughout.

This time the seemingly-innocuous villain is “The Spot” (Schwartzman), who has a cool power and makes some good jokes, but actually has a solid arc, which sets up the next film. Worth noting this is basically half a film (even though it goes for 2 hours 15min), intentionally split in two. When Miles and Gwen try to stop The Spot across the multiverse, they encounter a universe full of Spider-Men, including the familiar Peter Parker (Johnson), with the 2099 version Miguel (Isaac) trying to act as the safekeeper of the multiverse, which sets up a disagreement.

There’s a fair bit going on, obviously, and so many inside jokes and references when we meet some of the various Spider-Men (would reward repeat viewings), but at it’s heart it’s still a coming-of-age story with Miles and Gwen at it’s centre, trying to do what’s right and prove themselves in the world(s). Soundtrack will appeal to teens. I think the universe-hopping is handled well, but the standout, as with the original, is the various types of animation and how they change and fit each scene. The watercolours complement the CGI and classic cartoon styles superbly. Some great new sidekick characters and set-up superbly for the third (final?) film.

Overall: Still plenty of action & fun – bring on the finale!

Gav's Rating: 4 stars