Nosferatu

Official Australian release date: 1/1/25. Viewed: 2/1/25.

Director: Robert Eggers
Actors: Lily-Rose Depp, Nicholas Hoult, Bill Skarsgard, Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Genre: Horror / Drama
Rating: M

‘Nosferatu’ is Eggers’ 4^th film and continues his examination of the darker side of humanity. I haven’t seen the original Nosferatu (from 1922) since high school, but I believe this is not a direct remake, but more a retelling, set in 1830s Germany, but filmed in Romania/Czechia. We follow newly-weds Ellen (Depp) and Thomas (Hoult) as they deal with Count Orlok/Nosferatu (Skarsgard) occupying their dreams/nightmares.

When Thomas is sent to Transylvania to close a house sale, Ellen moves in with friends Friedrich (Taylor-Johnson) and Anna (Corrin), where she relapses into having “fits”, so doctors Sievers (Ineson) and Franz (Dafoe) are called and get on the case. It’s not overly gory, but there’s definitely some blood, violence and a few gross moments. The final 45min or so are quite hectic and the ending is somewhat predictable but also well-executed. Doesn’t feel like the film goes for 130min.

Every actor is great, with Dafoe having fun, Depp showing all the torment on her face, and Skarsgard literally unrecognisable. As per the original, the use of shadows, black/white and colour, in concert with the score, is really-well done and means there’s always something to capture your attention. While possibly not the best ever vampire film, it’s enjoyable and fun to watch.

Overall: Fun and mesmerising vampire retelling

Gav's Rating: 3.5 stars 

 

A Real Pain

Official Australian release date: 26/12/24. Viewed: 29/12/24.
Director: Jesse Eisenberg
Actors: Jesse Eisenberg, Kieran Culkin, Will Sharpe, Jennifer Grey
Genre: Comedy / Drama
Rating: MA

‘A Real Pain’ is Eisenberg’s second directorial effort, and while not perfect, it’s quite assured. The plot is simple – cousin’s David (Eisenberg) and Benji (Culkin) go on a guided tour of Poland, led by James (Sharpe) to trace their Jewish roots, especially of their grandma. Good to see majority of the film actually filmed on location in Poland.

It’s a mix of drama, Holocaust history and buddy road trip comedy, so can sometimes be a little jarring. There’s definitely some laughs, but at other times it leans heavily on what’s happened to the Jewish people in Poland over the past 100 years, which makes things more sombre. The scene at the concentration camp at Majdanek is quite poignant.

Sometimes it looks like an advert for Polish tourism, with a similar vibe to ‘The Trip’. But most of the drama and comedy comes from Eisenberg and Culkin interacting with each other and the tour group, with Culkin being the “pain”, as in slightly arrogant and annoying, but then slowly revealed to be also suffering a bit of emotional pain. Both lead actors are good. Ending is nice, but nothing special.

Overall: Solid assured dramedy

Gav's Rating: 3 stars 

 

Moana 2

Official Australian release date: 28/11/24. Viewed: 20/12/24.
Directors: David Derrick, Jason Hand, Dana Miller
Actors: Auli'i Cravalho, Dwayne Johnson, Temuera Morrison, Hualalai Chung
Genre: Adventure / Comedy
Rating: PG

‘Moana 2’ comes a surprising 8 years after the original film (thought it was much less!) and does a good job to reintroduce the key players – Moana (Cravalho), Maui (Johnson), Moana’s parents Tui (Morrison) & Sina (Scherzinger), the pig & chicken, and friends Moni (Chung), Loto (Matafeo) and Kele (Fane). We also meet cute little sister Simea (Lambert-Tsuda). As the island’s “way-finder”, Moana now seeks other islands to unite the tribes of the Pacific.

Moana sets off to find a mythical island that’s protected by an angry god (i.e. stormy seas), so needs Maui’s help, along with her friends/crew, to vanquish the bad god and bring that island back to the surface. I think that’s about the plot – nothing too special. A few songs, but nothing that really hit home. Moana’s character is still upbeat and a good leader and has a few poignant moments.

It’s a tight 100min, almost (but not quite) too long – my 3-year-old niece made it through! The CGI is still great, there’s plenty of laughs and sight gags, thanks to the mudskippers, coconut-people, blob fish and the chicken. Doesn’t reach the heights of the original, but will still please the kids.

Overall: Solid seafaring adventure

Gav's Rating: 3.5 stars 

Heretic

Official Australian release date: 28/11/24. Viewed: 8/12/24.
Directors: Scott Beck & Bryan Woods
Actors: Hugh Grant, Sophie Thatcher, Chloe East, Elle McKinnon
Genre: Thriller / Horror
Rating: MA

‘Heretic’ is a good psychological horror film, helped immensely by Hugh Grant’s clear relish to be playing against type. The premise is simple – Mormon missionaries, Sister Barnes (Thatcher) & Sister Paxton (East) get trapped in Mr Reed (Grant)’s house and try to escape. There’s plenty of details as to the how/why, but not going to give any spoilers!

The pacing is really good, with it being a slow-burn at the start, and lots of dialogue, giving us plenty of time to know Barnes and Paxton, and the initial meeting/discussion with Mr Reed as they spruik the virtues of the Book of Mormon. Things don’t necessarily ratchet up quickly, but progress realistically and the film feels quicker than it’s 1 hour 45min. There’s some useful cameos from Topher Grace and Elle Young, but otherwise it’s all about the 3 main characters interacting.

While not being disrespectful to one religion more than others, I think the film treads a fine line between being a rant on the pros or cons of religions and deals well with some of the stereotypes. While Reed may end up being a lunatic, he certainly raises some valid points! The horror is not too violent in general, with some shocking moments, and a suitable and semi-ambiguous ending. Grant is superb and you can’t take your eyes of him, truly captivating.

Overall: 2024’s been a good year for horror – this is up there with ‘Speak No Evil’ and ‘Late Night With The Devil’!

Gav's Rating: 4 stars 

Gladiator II

Official Australian release date: 14/11/24. Viewed: 14/11/24.
Director: Ridley Scott
Actors: Paul Mescal, Connie Nielsen, Denzel Washington, Pedro Pascal
Genre: Action / Drama
Rating: M

‘Gladiator II’ (or ‘GLADIIATOR’ as the titles would have it!), is Ridley Scott diving back into more comfortable territory, after the underwhelming ‘House of Gucci’ and ‘Napoleon’. It’s helped by 24 years having passed since ‘Gladiator’, so some of the call-backs/fill-ins Scott gives us we assume are correct. We start with Lucius (Mescal) in Numidia (Morocco), with the Romans led by General Acacius (Pascal) attacking his city. He inevitably has tragedy befall him and is captured and taken to Rome.

There we get reacquainted to Lucilla (Nielsen), daughter of Marcus Aurelius, and now married to Acacius. There we’re shown how Lucius fits into the political scheming’s of Rome, where his new master, Macrinus (Washington) is also plotting away. The film does a good job of having some flashbacks/call-outs to Maximums Decimus Meridius, but only uses old footage of Crowe. Mescal is good as the stoic gladiator fighting for an honourable Rome, and Washington revels in his shifty role. The brother emperors Geta (Quinn) and Caracalla (Hechinger) are both suitably despicable.

Maybe a little long at 2 hours 20min, but it packs in plenty of battles, gladiator duels, violence/blood, political intrigue and hope. Does well not to get bogged down in nostalgia and tell a semi-independent story. Nothing terribly new in terms of Ancient Roman epics, but a well-put-together film.

Overall: Doesn’t tarnish the original

Gav's Rating: 3.5 stars

Memoir of a Snail

Official Australian release date: 17/10/24. Viewed: 10/11/24.
Director: Adam Elliot
Actors: Sarah Snook, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Jacki Weaver, Tony Armstrong
Genre: Drama / Comedy
Rating: M

‘Memoir of a Snail’ is Adam Elliot’s second full-length stop-motion-animation film (15 years after the excellent ‘Mary & Max’), and is another thoughtful, often-sad, sometimes funny, look at the life of a young girl, but this time they’re twins – Grace (Snook) and Gilbert (Smit-McPhee). They suffer some tragedies and are forced to grow up in separate houses in Canberra and Perth.

Grace’s backstory and her obsession with snails is done well, taking up most of the film, and while there’s lots of depressing moments – and some odd/adult ones! – there’s plenty of heart and silver-linings/hope that drives the story. Part of this is quirk Pinky (Weaver) and how she plays into the happy ending. I assume chunks of this film are inspired by Elliot’s real life…

Great voice cast, with Eric Bana, Tony Armstrong, Magda Szubanski and Nick Cave too. The use of colour and texture of the Claymation is superb, with the detail exceptional, especially in the title scene. It’s always fun and quirky to look at, with multiple things happening on the screen in every shot. Only 95min, but a near-lifetime is packed in, with plenty of touching moments.

Overall: Another strong family-focused adult animation

Gav's Rating: 3.5 stars

Here

Official Australian release date: 31/10/24. Viewed: 1/11/24.
Director: Robert Zemeckis
Actors: Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Paul Bettany, Kelly Reilly
Genre: Drama
Rating: M

‘Here’ is the fifth film directed by Robert Zemeckis starring Tom Hanks, and while not a 2.5-hour epic spanning 3 decades like ‘Forrest Gump’, it does somehow manage to span 65 million years. This is done via the film’s gimmick of the camera sitting in the one spot, focusing on the living room of a house built in the early 19^th century (presumably in New Jersey, USA), which includes some flashbacks of what was there on that spot of land before the house was built, including a Native American tribe.

We then follow ~5 families at various times and their life in the living room. It’s not all linear, but isn’t too confusing, with the main storyline following Al (Bettany) and Rose (Reilly) buying the house after WWII. There they raise their 4 kids, with Richard (Hanks) played by a de-aged/‘Big’-era Hanks from ~16. He then meets de-aged Margaret (Wright), and we follow them as they age in the house over the decades. There’s some nice moments, some funny bits and some sad scenes.

Even though it’s a relatively short film, it probably didn’t need at least 2 of these storylines! The editing is sometimes good, but often unnecessarily annoying. It’s trying to portray the small moments of life that add up to create the human experience. It gets close, but due to the jumping around, you don’t grow too attached to anyone, so the poignancy is lost. Almost a bottle episode!

Overall: Good tribute to set design!

Gav's Rating: 3 stars